May 2013
googlehomo:
why is “fuck you” an insult like hell yea fuck me fuck me hard
torraylove:
jwisser:
thepasta-nerada:
vvrathia:
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
Reblogging again cause this is just too great
“As I look back on my life, I realize that every time I thought I was being...”
– Steve Maraboli (via rainydaysandblankets)
“There is a little truth behind every just kidding. A little curiosity behind...”
– (via picsandquotes)
nufang:
Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don’t have to. But you probably will, because I’m hilarious.
